Notice from disillusioned old
immigrant.
Unique
sale opportunity:
1) Used Democratic
State up for grabs:
·
Relatively new and in working order - considering the
years of abuse, misappropriation and misrepresentation.
·
Previous owners include – a number of Deities,
infidels and currently, corrupt officials with a smattering of local /
international ‘oligarchs’ (worldspeak translation: unscrupulous self-indulgent ‘basterds’).
·
Convenient and strategically pivotal global location –
targets in both East and West comfortably within range.
·
No natural resources to speak of, however potential
oil, gas and emergency blood bank lurking beneath the surface.
·
Great economic promise but temporarily deep in the red
(white and blue) with yellow highlights.
·
Affectionately known as ‘the land flowing with milk
and honey’, this prime chunk of real estate boasts unrivalled natural beauty, possibly
only to be compared with the glories that once were ‘Troy’ or ‘Atlantis’.
** Special attractions: unlimited availability of individual
and / or group scapegoats, ‘volunteers’ for clinical trials, and bespoke platforms for hands-on military training and test
sites.
Unsealed bids invited inside unmarked brown envelopes and should
be addressed to hospital medical equipment personalities, any senior Government
functionaries or anyone with a ‘B’ in their name.
Health warning: widespread infestation of
PTPJS (poor terrorized persecuted jew syndrome)
*** No cost bonuses:
ü highly desirable
and well connected prison facilities
ü state-of-the-art
‘start-up “exit” programs’.
Priority given to cash offers enclosed with the bid.
Total impartiality guaranteed!
Unique
sale opportunity – Appendix 1:
Rules
of Engagement or Terms and Conditions of Submission (the tender that is ...)
1.
No pre-conditions:
All and sundry are welcome to submit a tender bid
(alternatively referred to as a sore point).
Only those born within the sound of the chimes of the Jaffa
clock will be considered.
2.
No violence:
Physical violence is unthinkable unless the rockets are
launched from behind the wall.
Verbal violence could be considered providing that a native
interpreter is on hand.
3.
Punctuality:
Any date that is fixed for a meeting has to be confirmed by
all parties within 2 years.
Times are to be synchronized with GMT or CST or both
depending on the weather.
4.
Compliance:
All compliance issues have to prove sustainability.
The overall authority determining compliance is among the
following:
·
The Security Council of the
United Nations
·
Geneva Convention
·
The Red Cross / Red
Crescent
·
The Boy Scouts Movement
·
Old Deuteronomy
*Please confirm receipt of this document
**Confirmation of receipt implies acknowledgement of the
other party’s right to exist
***’No reaction’ will be regarded as tacit approval of the
abovementioned terms and conditions in their entirety.
So help us God, and keep us steadfast in the due performance
of the same.
In order to abide by the conditions of the Kyoto Protocols
all communications must be recycled.
Thank you for your attention and acquiescence.